Chuck Norris vs. Steven Seagal
| Steven Seagal |
Chuck Norris |
|
|---|---|---|
| Occupation |
Cop in real life |
Cop on TV |
| Physical Description |
Gut |
No Gut |
Weakness: |
Chuck Norris |
Yeah Right |
| Round house kick | Nuclear explosion (makes him itch) | |
| Greatest Fear |
Haircuts |
Steven Seagal |
Strengths: |
Eat a Horse | Bench a Horse |
| Two man army | One man army | |
